Robot Dog Not So Cute With Submachine Gun Strapped to Its Back

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Hey, why the hell did we let Boston Dynamics get away with it when we had the chance?

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While we all watched helplessly and did nothing, they kept playing us videos of the robots they were developing.

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Scientists have created robots that move exactly like the ones in "Black Mirror," and they'll undoubtedly be looking for us in some post-apocalyptic dystopia

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We all watched as they even taught them how to reproduce.

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We stood by when they taught robots to fight.

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These Boston Dynamic guys have even built humanoid robots.

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While the Robo dogs patrolled our streets, we still continued to do nothing.

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They have been trying to normalize them by putting them at football games.

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We underestimate how much of a role these robots will play. The future of gig economies like Uber and Seamless will be dominated by driverless automobiles and robo messengers.

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It will be fascinating to observe the frictional unemployment brought on by the widespread adoption of robot labour.

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